Taters & Torches: A Ron White Roast
Well, let me tell you y'all, this ain't your momma's comedy. This here's a crazy night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be roasting those big names like they're brand new outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no thing off limits. He's got a drawl sharper than a knife, and he ain't afraid to use it.
- Prepare yourself for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's church social.
- Pack your bourbon, 'cause Ron White likes a good party.
- Just be ready to roar!
Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.
Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast
Ron White was a legend when he decided to ridicule some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was stuffed and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid dog, spitting insults that were both cruel and clever.
- His material was so good, it left the audience crying with laughter.
- The crowd couldn't get enough of his savage humor.
- If you want to see a comedy special that will make you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.
Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.
Get Roasted With Us (About Ron)
Prepare for a night of side-splitting fun as we gather to disparage the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally hilarious roasts that will leave you wondering if he's secretly a robot. Our lineup of celebrities is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's sense of humor.
- Brace yourselves| shocking revelations about Ron's past
- Hold on tight for| the unveiling of Ron's most embarrassing stories
- Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated chaos
This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on celebration of Ron. Don't miss out on this legendary night! Tickets are selling fast.
Gin & Giggles : The Uncensored Ron White Roast
Alright, folks, buckle your belts because this ain't your grandma's roast. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of stories, and he's serving them up straight, no ice. This ain't a party for the faint of heart. Ron's going wild on everyone within earshot. You'll be laughing so hard, you might spit .
- Expect| stories about women,
- drinks
- in general.
Trust, Ron White ain't holding back. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and utterly unforgettable.
White Hot Heat: A Ron White Comedy Inferno
Grab your whiskey and get ready to snort, folks. Ron White is back with his new stand-up "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a firecracker. This ain't no softball act, this is Ron at his most brutally honest, laying down truth like a trainwreck. He'll poke fun everything from politics, and leave you in stitches. So grab your significant other and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Ron White: Roasted to a Crisp
Well, let me tell ya, the folks were in for a treat when they brought out this esteemed comedian, Ron White. This wasn't just your typical stand-up show. Those comedic barbs flew thick and fast! The whole thing was pure pandemonium as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to maintain some dignity.
He handled it like a champ, even when they went after his drinking habits! The best Ron White Roast part was seeing his look of bewilderment as the roasters laid into him. It was pure comedic gold and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you were robbed